Wednesday, December 3, 2008

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So everyone want this...
And I'm too, year after year -
And I'm still here. Bullshit!


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And I got money
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They can become my needs...

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But winter still in heart...


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I got a job now
But taking money to hire is bad:
Spring never comes again...

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Fall outside and in my soul -
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I was watching TV...
I haven't noted that fall came even
I'll never forget.
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